A BEAR'S LIFE...Vol 1 No 1
Ahem, I mean HI!Tis another day in the life of a Bear...and more writing, editing, and general mayhem ensues.
IT AIN'T MAH FAULTY! (Mah eternal lament.) CRAP JUST HAPPENS...
grumble growl. For the second time in less than a week, I spent the day not only creating a new bloggy...but also being the captive audience and at the merthee...of mah cable company. WHO ONCE AGAIN, never showed and never called. VARMITS!
SO...I CALLED THEM. Called them a LOT of things...OHH yes I did. You would have been PROUD of Bear. Yep. I definitely bit some cable varmit heinie.
I cussed and snorted, growled and grumbled, whimpered and whined, snarled and bared mah fangs...THEY YAWNED...Ah cussed and snorted some more...THEY YAWNED SOME MORE...It was a DUEL TO DAH DEFF...
Yep, I was tawkin' to dah Deaf....AND DUMB. Pfui.
FINALLY...THEY PROMITH...to come out heah on Thursday. I cussed and snorted, growled and grumbled, whimpered and whined, snarled and bared mah fangs...THEY YAWNED...Ah cussed and snorted some more...THEY YAWNED SOME MORE...It was a DUEL TO DAH DEFF...
Yep, I was tawkin' to dah Deaf....AND DUMB. Pfui.
They bettah. I been target practicing.
Been using their picture too.
HEHEHE...
Course, the yard perthuns didn't show up either. May be forced to hire a goat. YOO HOO! BILLY! Hmmm...he looks hungry. Hope he don't like Bearbutt.
EVEN IF IT ITH ADORABLE.
EVEN IF IT ITH ADORABLE.
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